Season 5, Episode 2: "The Puffy Shirt"

"Avast ye, matey"?

What the hell does that mean?

"Twenty degrees over the starboard side,

it's a Spanish galleon."

There's no comeback for that.

Well, it got me fired from the benefit committee.

You know, all those stores canceled out on her.

She's finished. We're finished.

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