The Cigar Store Indian
Season 5, Episode 10 — 81 scenes
- "You can always tell what was the best year of your father's life"
- "and you just walk around the store in your underwear."
- ""No, just getting some air.""
- "Yeah. Dandruff, kasha, mothballs, cheap carpeting."
- "I can't have any parties while they're out of town."
- "But you didn't use a coaster! Jerry, you left a stain."
- "Yeah. And she broke up with the vitamin guy."
- "They're gonna wonder what a book is doing on the table."
- "Jerry, you gotta take me to get this thing refinished."
- "I'm sorry, Elaine, I'll make it up to you."
- "CONDUCTOR: <i>Next stop, Queensborough Plaza.</i>"
- "Well, they got a stand right out on the platform."
- "I've never seen a beautiful lady reading...the<i> Guide...</i>"
- "Guess your boyfriend will have to catch the next train."
- "Well, I can have the table ready for you on Monday."
- "All right, but no later 'cause my parents are coming back."
- "you could have watched six hours of Lucy."
- "Oh! Ha-ha. It's my stop."
- "Hey, miss, you forgot this!"
- "The work is all done by hand. It takes years and years."
- "I didn't think any cool guys lived in this neighborhood."
- "We, uh, see objects of great beauty and, uh..."
- "Bluffed you out, jack. Pair of deuces."
- "[KNOCK ON DOOR] Who is it?"
- "Well, I felt bad about this afternoon,"
- "It's my nature. I love to make people happy."
- "It's a cigar-store Indian."
- ""Let's bury the hatchet. We smokem peace pipe.""
- "♪ Hey-ya, ho Hey-ya, ho-ah ♪"
- "I hope prune juice is all right."
- "The, uh-- The combination must have just flown out of my head."
- "who keep baby pictures of themselves around."
- "a consistent feel throughout the house."
- "What's that smell?"
- "<i>Um, listen, I really feel bad</i> <i>about what happened. I-- I--</i>"
- "It's just that it's a very sensitive issue for me."
- "I guess I could go for a bite. Do you like Chinese food?"
- "Oh, hello, American Joe, which way to hamburger/hot-dog stand?"
- "Hey, Jerry, look what I got!"
- "I mean, aren't we all getting a little too sensitive?"
- "So, anyway, what's, uh--? What's the status with, uh--?"
- "with getting a receipt at a toll booth?"
- "I'm missing<i> TV Guide</i> volume 41 number 31."
- "How could you let her take the<i> TV Guide?</i>"
- "What is this doing on<i> my</i> bed?"
- "I don't know. Uh..."
- "You were having sex on our bed?"
- "I'm gone two weeks, and you turn our house into..."
- "Of course you can."
- "You're grounded."
- "Ooh, I love that place, but it's usually so crowded."
- "Oh, don't worry. I made reser--"
- "I, uh-- I arranged for the appropriate accommodations."
- "Got 'em on the street from a scal--"
- "I get Dom DeLuise and Paul Prudhomme mixed up too."
- "JERRY: So Winona had the<i> TV Guide.</i>"
- "All right, well, I will personally go out to Queens"
- "Didn't you tell him about the coffee-table book?"
- "It's about coffee tables, it's on a coffee table."
- "All right, I'm gonna go. Where are you going?"
- "and wander aimlessly around the dial?"
- "It's-- It's a bouquet of paper from her<i> TV Guide.</i>"
- "ELAINE [THINKING]: <i>Mmm, gyro.</i>"
- "and I wanted to use that interview with Al Roker."
- "She's already on her way to give it to George's father."
- "and then they're dissatisfied, and they wish they had never--"
- "I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term."
- "I like the special fall preview issues the best."
- "I'm so sorry about that, Mr. Costanza."
- "How can you have a cigar store without an Indian?"
- "I'll give you a box of coronas for it."
- "Could you help me bring it up to my office?"
- "Mr. Lippman, I'm sorry. I was in Queens and--"
- "Well, I'm doing a coffee-table book on coffee tables."
- "this is the kind of idea you should be coming in with."
- "I know this coffee table. It's George Costanza's."
- "I've been assigned to work on Kramer's coffee-table book."
- "Do you want a gyro?"
- "Ah, guess your boyfriend's gonna have to catch the next train."
- "it seems like there's good, fresh TV shows in there."
- "they'll give you the answers to the<i> TV Guide</i> crossword puzzle."
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