The Cigar Store Indian

Season 5, Episode 10 — 81 scenes

• "You can always tell what was the best year of your father's life"
• "and you just walk around the store in your underwear."
• ""No, just getting some air.""
• "Yeah. Dandruff, kasha, mothballs, cheap carpeting."
• "I can't have any parties while they're out of town."
• "But you didn't use a coaster! Jerry, you left a stain."
• "Yeah. And she broke up with the vitamin guy."
• "They're gonna wonder what a book is doing on the table."
• "Jerry, you gotta take me to get this thing refinished."
• "I'm sorry, Elaine, I'll make it up to you."
• "CONDUCTOR: <i>Next stop, Queensborough Plaza.</i>"
• "Well, they got a stand right out on the platform."
• "I've never seen a beautiful lady reading...the<i> Guide...</i>"
• "Guess your boyfriend will have to catch the next train."
• "Well, I can have the table ready for you on Monday."
• "All right, but no later 'cause my parents are coming back."
• "you could have watched six hours of Lucy."
• "Oh! Ha-ha. It's my stop."
• "Hey, miss, you forgot this!"
• "The work is all done by hand. It takes years and years."
• "I didn't think any cool guys lived in this neighborhood."
• "We, uh, see objects of great beauty and, uh..."
• "Bluffed you out, jack. Pair of deuces."
• "[KNOCK ON DOOR] Who is it?"
• "Well, I felt bad about this afternoon,"
• "It's my nature. I love to make people happy."
• "It's a cigar-store Indian."
• ""Let's bury the hatchet. We smokem peace pipe.""
• "♪ Hey-ya, ho Hey-ya, ho-ah ♪"
• "I hope prune juice is all right."
• "The, uh-- The combination must have just flown out of my head."
• "who keep baby pictures of themselves around."
• "a consistent feel throughout the house."
• "What's that smell?"
• "<i>Um, listen, I really feel bad</i> <i>about what happened. I-- I--</i>"
• "It's just that it's a very sensitive issue for me."
• "I guess I could go for a bite. Do you like Chinese food?"
• "Oh, hello, American Joe, which way to hamburger/hot-dog stand?"
• "Hey, Jerry, look what I got!"
• "I mean, aren't we all getting a little too sensitive?"
• "So, anyway, what's, uh--? What's the status with, uh--?"
• "with getting a receipt at a toll booth?"
• "I'm missing<i> TV Guide</i> volume 41 number 31."
• "How could you let her take the<i> TV Guide?</i>"
• "What is this doing on<i> my</i> bed?"
• "I don't know. Uh..."
• "You were having sex on our bed?"
• "I'm gone two weeks, and you turn our house into..."
• "Of course you can."
• "You're grounded."
• "Ooh, I love that place, but it's usually so crowded."
• "Oh, don't worry. I made reser--"
• "I, uh-- I arranged for the appropriate accommodations."
• "Got 'em on the street from a scal--"
• "I get Dom DeLuise and Paul Prudhomme mixed up too."
• "JERRY: So Winona had the<i> TV Guide.</i>"
• "All right, well, I will personally go out to Queens"
• "Didn't you tell him about the coffee-table book?"
• "It's about coffee tables, it's on a coffee table."
• "All right, I'm gonna go. Where are you going?"
• "and wander aimlessly around the dial?"
• "It's-- It's a bouquet of paper from her<i> TV Guide.</i>"
• "ELAINE [THINKING]: <i>Mmm, gyro.</i>"
• "and I wanted to use that interview with Al Roker."
• "She's already on her way to give it to George's father."
• "and then they're dissatisfied, and they wish they had never--"
• "I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term."
• "I like the special fall preview issues the best."
• "I'm so sorry about that, Mr. Costanza."
• "How can you have a cigar store without an Indian?"
• "I'll give you a box of coronas for it."
• "Could you help me bring it up to my office?"
• "Mr. Lippman, I'm sorry. I was in Queens and--"
• "Well, I'm doing a coffee-table book on coffee tables."
• "this is the kind of idea you should be coming in with."
• "I know this coffee table. It's George Costanza's."
• "I've been assigned to work on Kramer's coffee-table book."
• "Do you want a gyro?"
• "Ah, guess your boyfriend's gonna have to catch the next train."
• "it seems like there's good, fresh TV shows in there."
• "they'll give you the answers to the<i> TV Guide</i> crossword puzzle."