Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I was always excited as a kid
when that new<i> TV Guide</i> would come.
Somehow when that front cover's nice and flat,
it seems like there's good, fresh TV shows in there.
Then as the week goes by, you start to hate the TV.
All the shows stink.
Everything's gettin' all crumpled and ripped
from being sat on, thrown across the room.