Season 5, Episode 10: "The Cigar Store Indian"

<i>TV Guide</i> is always thrown, never handed to another person.

It's the world's most thrown reading material.

"Where's the<i> TV Guide?</i> There it is."

You know, in the back of the<i> TV Guide,</i>

they have a phone number, 95 cents a minute,

they'll give you the answers to the<i> TV Guide</i> crossword puzzle.

My question is, if you can't do the<i> TV Guide</i> crossword puzzle,

where are you comin' across 95 cents?

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