"they'll give you the answers to the TV Guide crossword puzzle." — Seinfeld S05E10

Season 5, Episode 10: "The Cigar Store Indian"

TV Guide is always thrown, never handed to another person.
It's the world's most thrown reading material.
"Where's the TV Guide? There it is."
You know, in the back of the TV Guide,
they have a phone number, 95 cents a minute,
they'll give you the answers to the TV Guide crossword puzzle.
My question is, if you can't do the TV Guide crossword puzzle,
where are you comin' across 95 cents?

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