Season 5, Episode 10: "The Cigar Store Indian"

with someone next to 'em going, "This was 1965."

To me, the worst thing is shopping for pants.

I hate dressing and undressing in that little room.

What men need is a place to shop where you go in,

you check your pants at the door,

and you just walk around the store in your underwear.

That would be the best way.

Then you'd really have to lie to the salesman.

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