Season 5, Episode 10: "The Cigar Store Indian"

Why must I know? Because I'm Chinese?

You think I know where all the Chinese restaurants are?

Oh, ask honorable Chinaman for "rocation" of restaurants.

No, I thought because you're the mailman

you would know the neighborhood.

Oh, hello, American Joe, which way to hamburger/hot-dog stand?

I didn't know--

It's late. I should probably just go home.

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