The Pie

Season 5, Episode 15 — 88 scenes

• "so we'll show you on this life-size, snotty puppet.""
• "Mannequins are only used for car accidents and fashion."
• "They're the life-deprived.""
• "AUDREY: Mmm, that was really good."
• "I'm not waiting for you."
• "You're not gonna have any?"
• "Maybe you said something that offended her."
• "We'd could be zipping all over the place."
• "for her not to taste that pie."
• "Well, I never broke up with anyone for not tasting pie."
• "Well, I never heard of that happening to a woman."
• "It's like they chopped off your arms and legs,"
• "then screwed you all back together again,"
• "and one of my couch cushions didn't have any fabric on it."
• "They're taking me out to lunch on Friday."
• "It's like some pod landed from another planet"
• "[EUROPEAN ACCENT] You are perfect for that suit."
• "You really think this looks okay on me?"
• "If anybody should be rolling their eyes,"
• "That mannequin is wearing a $1200 Gaultier dress."
• "I'll let you in on a little secret."
• "So do you think you could put the suit aside and hold it for me?"
• "So, I found out who supplies the mannequins,"
• "You were full. So, you gave a reason."
• "No. I'm not a psycho."
• "You've been very helpful. Thank you very much."
• "No, he's going downtown to guard the suit."
• "Madam, I pray you're not toying with me."
• "It fits you perfectly."
• "Can't I leave this place for a second?"
• "No-no-no-no. This suit is not for sale."
• "This suit is gonna be half-price starting Monday."
• "You know, honey, for an unadvertised sale,"
• "JERRY: I can't believe your father owns this place."
• "Not tasting the apple pie the other day,"
• "Surely you could see how such a thing"
• "I'm making you a very special dinner."
• "I'm going to the bathroom."
• "I'm personally gonna prepare the dinner"
• "Is anything wrong?"
• "You look like you've seen a ghost."
• "These are for you, Olive."
• "Oh, wait till you taste this."
• "Poppie, this is perfect."
• "You're not gonna taste it?"
• "So she thought I did it to get back at her."
• "Even if you're not gonna soap up,"
• "There's a whole other thing going on with Poppie."
• "Well, I'm not gonna need this anymore."
• "Olive? Yeah, my lady friend down at Monk's."
• "Hey, is that Elaine mannequin still there?"
• "Someone has made a terrible mistake."
• "Nevertheless, I do believe I shall purchase it."
• "and he felt my face for a really long time,"
• "He almost put his finger up my nose."
• "Huh? You're telling me."
• "That's what's making that swooshy sound."
• "I probably didn't hear it on the way over"
• "because his nose whistled when he breathed."
• "Let's say it's comes down to me and one other guy."
• "Sat down, had herself a piece of pie."
• "This woman is bending my mind into a pretzel!"
• "and one of those bras with points."
• "Oh, I gotta see this thing."
• "No, you take that mannequin down right now, or..."
• "<i>Winchell v. Mahoney.</i> <i>Uh-huh.</i>"
• "Elaine, as your legal counsel,"
• "All right, I'm dropping you off"
• "Thanks for meeting me down here, George."
• "without people whooshing around."
• "You sure you didn't hear anything?"
• "The apple pie you had today at Monk's."
• "All right, I'm looking for someone named Poppie."
• "Well, Poppie's a little sloppy."
• "That's something we don't joke about at MacKenzie."
• "You wanna go your own way, you're in the wrong place."
• "special for you."
• "Mmm. Best pie I've ever tasted."
• "If you're one of us, you'll take a bite."
• "Kramer, you can't keep avoiding her like this."
• "so I wouldn't hurt her feelings."
• "There's something I have to tell you."
• "All right, now, Olive, look, I'm sorry."
• "She, uh, really loves that."
• "But I think they're gonna be putting Poppie away"
• "she saw a mannequin that looked just like me."
• "Ricky, we've been getting"
• "I prefer to think of her as..."