Season 5, Episode 15: "The Pie"

Well, I never broke up with anyone for not tasting pie.

I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie.

He could be eating a hero, Jerry.

He wouldn't offer me anything.

It's a sickness.

Well, I can't walk anywhere now.

I'm just gonna be wishing

there were walkways.

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