Season 5, Episode 15: "The Pie"

because your pants make a noise?

Let's say it's comes down to me and one other guy.

He's got a nice, quiet suit,

and I'm whooshing all over the place!

Who do you think he's gonna hire?

You know, I think all these interviews

are making you nuts.

Hey, Jerry, I saw your girlfriend

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