The Ex-girlfriend

Season 2, Episode 1 — 63 scenes

• "Do you know this type of person? Constantly re-evaluating..."
• "That someday we'll be going, "Boy, this is some really bad traffic now."
• "She'd tell me she loved me. All right, so at first, I'd just look at her."
• ""Well, I love you." You know, you can only hold out for so long."
• "-You're flesh and blood. -I had nothing to do with any of this."
• "But they were everywhere. They kept popping up all over the place."
• "Do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone?"
• "No, I don't want to sit in back. I'll be left out of the conversation."
• "Anyway, after we met, whenever we'd run into each other in the street..."
• "...we would stop and chat a little bit. Nothing much. Little pleasantries."
• "I mean, it's like we really hate each other. It's based on nothing."
• "I think you absolutely have to say something to this guy. Confront him."
• "Yes, I know I have the wrong number. I want to know if I dialled wrong or--"
• "That's two long-distance calls I've made to you. Why can't you--?"
• "That's practically half than what you pay at the supermarket."
• "It's three blocks further. You could use my shopping cart."
• ""Listen, Marlene." The next thing I know, I'm in the middle of it."
• "And I trip and twist my ankle and they throw that light on you. You know?"
• "I take one last look around the penitentiary, and I jump!"
• "-Jerry, tell him how good it is. -Very good cantaloupe."
• "It could be dangerous, sexually. Something could happen."
• "They put them in their houses like they're trophies."
• "...and everyone's standing around the pool with little drinks in their hands."
• "Well, nothing. It's no skin off my hide if people like to look."
• "Good enough. I'm really glad we got that settled."
• "The great thing, when you read Moby Dick the second time..."
• "I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence."
• "You know, it just goes on and on without a break in the wall."
• "Just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion. Right off!"
• "The doctor will see you now."
• "I'm gonna have to wait in that little room all by myself, aren't I?"
• "You pretend you read it, but you're really looking at other people."
• "You think you're gonna see the doctor, but you're not, are you? No."
• "...you want to be in the smallest room that they have. I think."
• "Are you kidding? Are they gonna really do that to him?"
• "I was in there for two minutes. He didn't do anything."
• "He's a doctor. You gotta pay what he says."
• "You feeling weird?"
• "-Nothing really happened. -Yeah."
• "-I got it. This time I got it. -All right."
• "-It's.... It's okay. -Let me taste that."
• "You should care. Cantaloupe like this should be out of circulation."
• "Jerry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark?"
• "I took her home one night. We started up a little in the car."
• "She's got this psychosexual hold over me. I just want her."
• "Why would George want to deprive you of pleasure?"
• "That's hard to get used to when you're on so many fast ones."
• "I imagine at some point somebody's gonna offer me some cantaloupe?"
• "At first I was just gonna walk on by but then I thought, "No, no."
• "And he goes, "Oh, yeah, you're Jeanette's friend. We did meet once.""
• "And he says, "Look, I just didn't want to say hello anymore, all right?""
• "This cantaloupe stinks."
• "-I thought you'd be upset. -I guess I should be, but I'm not."
• "-She's too crazy for me. -All right. As long as you're okay."
• "-It's a scam. Who told you to do that? -It was embarrassing to me."
• "I swallowed a fly!"
• "I'm sorry, Jerry. I just don't think this is gonna work."
• "I just didn't expect it from the way you've been acting."
• "I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do."
• "Which is why we make up the phoney, bogus names for the jobs we have."
• "Men just go, "Really, slaughterhouse? That where you work? Interesting."
• "...and we'll get some burgers and catch a movie.""
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