Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

-You're kidding. -No, I don't care.

-You mean that? -Absolutely.

-You don't care? -No.

-How could you not care? -I don't know, but I don't.

Actually, I'm almost happy to hear it.

-I thought you'd be upset. -I guess I should be, but I'm not.

Am I a bad person? Did I do something terrible?

You're a fine person. You're a humanitarian.