Season 2

• Episode 1: The Ex-girlfriend — 63 scenes
  "Do you know this type of person? Constantly re-evaluating..."
• Episode 2: The Pony Remark — 62 scenes
  ""Let's go, pop. White belt, white pants, white shoes, get in the back."
• Episode 3: The Jacket — 68 scenes
  "I can't stand every day trying to come up with little outfits for myself."
• Episode 4: The Phone Message — 76 scenes
  "Some people have a little too much fun on television."
• Episode 5: The Apartment — 62 scenes
  "Well, I painted my apartment again. I've been living there for years."
• Episode 6: The Statue — 69 scenes
  "I don't know if I should tell you what it is, because it's not definite yet."
• Episode 7: The Revenge — 72 scenes
  "...hauling in some criminal, terrorist, psycho, maniac, mass-murderer guy...."
• Episode 8: The Heart Attack — 69 scenes
  "You know, I gotta say that I'm enjoying adulthood for a lot of reasons."
• Episode 9: The Deal — 69 scenes
  "They need to know, "If someday I'm one-legged at a 45-degree angle..."
• Episode 10: The Baby Shower — 62 scenes
  ""Isn't that your father?" "Doesn't matter, I gotta keep going.""
• Episode 11: The Chinese Restaurant — 68 scenes
  "Don't you love this? And you've got them right where you want them..."
• Episode 12: The Busboy — 66 scenes
  "I've eaten rolls off of room-service trays in hotel hallways."