Season 2
- Episode 1: The Ex-girlfriend — 63 scenes
"Do you know this type of person? Constantly re-evaluating..." - Episode 2: The Pony Remark — 62 scenes
""Let's go, pop. White belt, white pants, white shoes, get in the back." - Episode 3: The Jacket — 68 scenes
"I can't stand every day trying to come up with little outfits for myself." - Episode 4: The Phone Message — 76 scenes
"Some people have a little too much fun on television." - Episode 5: The Apartment — 62 scenes
"Well, I painted my apartment again. I've been living there for years." - Episode 6: The Statue — 69 scenes
"I don't know if I should tell you what it is, because it's not definite yet." - Episode 7: The Revenge — 72 scenes
"...hauling in some criminal, terrorist, psycho, maniac, mass-murderer guy...." - Episode 8: The Heart Attack — 69 scenes
"You know, I gotta say that I'm enjoying adulthood for a lot of reasons." - Episode 9: The Deal — 69 scenes
"They need to know, "If someday I'm one-legged at a 45-degree angle..." - Episode 10: The Baby Shower — 62 scenes
""Isn't that your father?" "Doesn't matter, I gotta keep going."" - Episode 11: The Chinese Restaurant — 68 scenes
"Don't you love this? And you've got them right where you want them..." - Episode 12: The Busboy — 66 scenes
"I've eaten rolls off of room-service trays in hotel hallways."
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