The Jacket

Season 2, Episode 3 — 68 scenes

• "I can't stand every day trying to come up with little outfits for myself."
• "We should come up with an outfit for Earth. An Earth outfit."
• "We just sit in the audience and go, "That was nice. I could wear that.""
• "Why don't they open an entire store for the back? Call it "Just Back.""
• "You and George are coming, right? Hotel Westbury, 8:00."
• "I'm worried I won't be able talk to him. He's such a great writer."
• "These jackets never fit me right."
• "This may be the most perfect jacket I have ever put on."
• "I hate these moments. I'm hearing the dual voices now, you know?"
• "-What is with the pink lining? -I don't know. It's got a pink lining."
• "-Over 300? -Yes. But let's just stop it right there."
• "I know. I know."
• "What are you gonna do with the leather one?"
• "-I don't know, maybe. -Well, you're not gonna wear this."
• "I like that jacket."
• "-Okay, take it. -Hey. Good karma for you."
• "I can't get it out of my head. I just keep singing it over and over."
• "I think it was an A. He kept repeating it over and over again."
• "All right, just say something. Just start talking. Change the subject."
• "Let me just get my jacket."
• "Like, tonight I might've been a little nervous, but inside this jacket..."
• "Did you pay $700 for this jacket? Is that what you're saying to me?"
• "Oh, my God! A thousand dollars?! You paid $1000 for this jacket."
• "If you don't say anything in five seconds, I'll know it was over 1000."
• "-George, do me a solid. Two minutes. -Well, I'm going with him."
• "There's never been an appointment in my life..."
• "Wait a second. Is that him?"
• "I'm Jerry, Elaine's friend. This is George."
• "-What'll you have? -Cranberry juice with two limes."
• "Don't you find that you get more without it?"
• "Yeah, yeah. Sometimes she's on time..."
• "...today she's late."
• "-Looks like rain. -I know. I know. That's what they said."
• "-Oh, he's the comedian. -I'm just a regular person."
• "There's nothing funny about that."
• "Would you excuse me? I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
• "I just wanted to tell you that I really enjoyed Fair Game."
• "Oh, my gosh. I just realized I have to make a phone call."
• "How could she leave us alone with this lunatic?"
• "Yeah, that's good. He'd clunk our heads together like Moe."
• "Once a man has children, for the rest of his life his attitude is:"
• "My uncle is having an operation. I just wanted to see how he was."
• "-Mr. Benes? -Yeah."
• "She'll be here in 30 minutes."
• "Yeah, they should have taken care of Castro when they had the chance."
• "-Hell with Elaine. -She'll be furious."
• "He begs me to sit in his car for two minutes..."
• "...and I am freezing, but I cannot leave because I gotta tell him..."
• "So finally, finally, he comes down with this giant cage filled with doves."
• "Good, because Dad can make some people a little uncomfortable."
• "Yeah. I'm reading manuscripts for Pendant Publishing."
• "We'll go to that Pakistani restaurant on 46th Street."
• "Pipe down, chorus boy."
• "It's beautiful."
• "-Why don't you turn it inside out? -Inside out. Great."
• "Well, you're not walking with me and my daughter dressed like that."
• "-Elaine? -Yeah."
• "You got any of those Mini Ritzes?"
• "I can't believe that I do."
• "-What, are you going out? -Yeah."
• "-Oh, what'd you do to it? -I was out in the snow last night."
• "Thanks again for coming last night. Dad said he had a great time."
• "Well, if you're just gonna throw it out, you know, I could take it."
• "See, I like it like this."
• "You know what you should have done? You should have turned it inside out."
• "Gonna have to do something about this lining."
• "I had a leather jacket that got ruined. Now, why does moisture ruin leather?"
• "Subtitles by SDI Media Group"