Season 2, Episode 3: "The Jacket"

All right, I'll tell you what.

If you don't say anything in five seconds, I'll know it was over 1000.

Hey. Hey, will you do me a solid?

-What kind of solid? -Sit in the car for two minutes...

...while it's double-parked. I gotta pick up some birds.

-Birds? -A friend of mine, he's a magician.

He's away on vacation. He asked me to take care of his doves.

-So take a cab. -They won't take a cage full of birds.