Season 2, Episode 3: "The Jacket"

We can't possibly have dinner with him alone.

-How we gonna get out of it? -We say we're frightened...

...and we have to go home.

Yeah, that's good. He'd clunk our heads together like Moe.

I don't know. Just start scratching.

Tell him you have the crabs. He was in the military.

He'll understand that.

All fathers are intimidating.

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