Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →-When did this happen? -Wednesday.
This jacket has completely changed my life.
When I leave the house in this...
...it's with a whole different confidence.
Like, tonight I might've been a little nervous, but inside this jacket...
...I am composed, grounded, secure that I can meet any social challenge.
Can I say one thing to you?
And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.