Season 2, Episode 3: "The Jacket"

Oh, that I really needed to hear. That helps a lot.

All right, just say something. Just start talking. Change the subject.

Let's just go, all right?

I can't believe we're having dinner with Alton Benes.

I know exactly what's gonna happen.

I'm gonna try and act like I'm not impressed.

-He'll see right through it. -He'll look at us...

...like he's backstage at a puppet show.

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