The Heart Attack

Season 2, Episode 8 — 69 scenes

• "You know, I gotta say that I'm enjoying adulthood for a lot of reasons."
• "As an adult, we understand even if you ruin an appetite..."
• "...like flaming globes, Zigmond, like flaming globes!"
• "What do you got, a cucumber?"
• "I got up last night, I wrote this down. I thought I had this great bit."
• "Johnny Carson? Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show?"
• "-Radiating waves of pain. -I know what this is!"
• "You saw that show on PBS last night, Coronary Country."
• "You want me to take you to the hospital?"
• "You made a mistake on the--"
• "Oh, your friend's fine. He didn't have a heart attack. I'll be in in a few mi..."
• "What a surprise."
• "Oh, sure, my Blackhawks jacket. I love my Blackhawks jacket."
• "Well, it wouldn't fit you. The sleeves are too short."
• "...do you think it'd be all right if I called Susan Davis?"
• "Get married. Have babies. Have a great life."
• "...let's end it right now."
• "Just take the pillow and put it over my face."
• "-What, kind of like this? -What--? What are you--?"
• "Elaine. What are you doing here?"
• "There's nothing wrong with him. I saw the doctor. He's fine."
• "I'll tell you, if I ever get out of here..."
• "Meditate. I'll eat right."
• "Hey, is anybody listening?!"
• "Well, we looked at your EKGs, ran some tests, did a complete workup."
• "Well, you simply haven't had a heart attack."
• "No, we'd like to keep him overnight for observation, just to be safe."
• "-Oh, whose tonsils grow back? -It happens."
• "That's interesting, because no one in my family has their tonsils."
• "Well, it's like the Capulets and the Montagues."
• "Anyway, you'd be completely under. You wouldn't feel a thing."
• "I just have to ask that doctor one more..."
• "They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body."
• "-Oh, they love to do zipper jobs. -Kramer."
• "...you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage."
• "George, we gotta get you out of here. Get out right now."
• "-For one thing, don't listen to him. -I'll tell you what you do."
• "You wanna take care of your tonsils, do it in a hospital with a doctor."
• "Well, an overnight stay in a hospital, minor surgery, I don't know..."
• "-How much does the healer charge? -First visit? 38 bucks."
• "All I know is, I've been going to doctors all my life. What's it gotten me?"
• "You can do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm."
• "Besides, what's it gonna cost me, 38 bucks?"
• "Would you not put your foot on that, please?"
• "Your parents would have been well-advised to wait."
• "Kramer tells me that you are interested in an alternative to surgery."
• "They want to sell you their most expensive item..."
• "You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession..."
• "Tonsillitis, adenoiditis is, in Chinese medical terms..."
• "Too much dairy? You really think I'm eating too much dairy."
• "These raised little projections here are the papillae."
• "Cleaver? I once had cleaver as a kid. I was able to lift a car."
• "I have this note I can't read. I was wondering if...."
• ""Cleveland, 117. San Antonio, 109.""
• "Go ahead, George, drink it."
• "I had five Chuckles. I ate the green and the yellow. The red is missing."
• "-What, you're gonna fight? -No! I'm a mutant!"
• "-This is an emergency! -I don't like Chuckles, man."
• "-You can't just leave him there. -I told him I was gonna mess him up."
• "-Can you call him an ambulance? -I told him I didn't take his Chuckle!"
• "Hey, how'd you get the plastic one?"
• "So how much is this thing gonna cost you, like 5000, 6000?"
• "Kramer went to Ackman. He feels all better already."
• "I'm sorry, I can't stay long. I don't want to run into Dr. Tongue."
• "-Oh, please, come on. It's nothing. -Hey, turn up the TV."
• "There's nothing funny about that."
• "I have a friend who's a hypochondriac. Always thinks he's sick, never is."
• "...before a heart attack becomes like a headache."
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