The Heart Attack
Season 2, Episode 8 — 69 scenes
- "You know, I gotta say that I'm enjoying adulthood for a lot of reasons."
- "As an adult, we understand even if you ruin an appetite..."
- "...like flaming globes, Zigmond, like flaming globes!"
- "What do you got, a cucumber?"
- "I got up last night, I wrote this down. I thought I had this great bit."
- "Johnny Carson? Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show?"
- "-Radiating waves of pain. -I know what this is!"
- "You saw that show on PBS last night, Coronary Country."
- "You want me to take you to the hospital?"
- "You made a mistake on the--"
- "Oh, your friend's fine. He didn't have a heart attack. I'll be in in a few mi..."
- "What a surprise."
- "Oh, sure, my Blackhawks jacket. I love my Blackhawks jacket."
- "Well, it wouldn't fit you. The sleeves are too short."
- "...do you think it'd be all right if I called Susan Davis?"
- "Get married. Have babies. Have a great life."
- "...let's end it right now."
- "Just take the pillow and put it over my face."
- "-What, kind of like this? -What--? What are you--?"
- "Elaine. What are you doing here?"
- "There's nothing wrong with him. I saw the doctor. He's fine."
- "I'll tell you, if I ever get out of here..."
- "Meditate. I'll eat right."
- "Hey, is anybody listening?!"
- "Well, we looked at your EKGs, ran some tests, did a complete workup."
- "Well, you simply haven't had a heart attack."
- "No, we'd like to keep him overnight for observation, just to be safe."
- "-Oh, whose tonsils grow back? -It happens."
- "That's interesting, because no one in my family has their tonsils."
- "Well, it's like the Capulets and the Montagues."
- "Anyway, you'd be completely under. You wouldn't feel a thing."
- "I just have to ask that doctor one more..."
- "They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body."
- "-Oh, they love to do zipper jobs. -Kramer."
- "...you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage."
- "George, we gotta get you out of here. Get out right now."
- "-For one thing, don't listen to him. -I'll tell you what you do."
- "You wanna take care of your tonsils, do it in a hospital with a doctor."
- "Well, an overnight stay in a hospital, minor surgery, I don't know..."
- "-How much does the healer charge? -First visit? 38 bucks."
- "All I know is, I've been going to doctors all my life. What's it gotten me?"
- "You can do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm."
- "Besides, what's it gonna cost me, 38 bucks?"
- "Would you not put your foot on that, please?"
- "Your parents would have been well-advised to wait."
- "Kramer tells me that you are interested in an alternative to surgery."
- "They want to sell you their most expensive item..."
- "You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession..."
- "Tonsillitis, adenoiditis is, in Chinese medical terms..."
- "Too much dairy? You really think I'm eating too much dairy."
- "These raised little projections here are the papillae."
- "Cleaver? I once had cleaver as a kid. I was able to lift a car."
- "I have this note I can't read. I was wondering if...."
- ""Cleveland, 117. San Antonio, 109.""
- "Go ahead, George, drink it."
- "I had five Chuckles. I ate the green and the yellow. The red is missing."
- "-What, you're gonna fight? -No! I'm a mutant!"
- "-This is an emergency! -I don't like Chuckles, man."
- "-You can't just leave him there. -I told him I was gonna mess him up."
- "-Can you call him an ambulance? -I told him I didn't take his Chuckle!"
- "Hey, how'd you get the plastic one?"
- "So how much is this thing gonna cost you, like 5000, 6000?"
- "Kramer went to Ackman. He feels all better already."
- "I'm sorry, I can't stay long. I don't want to run into Dr. Tongue."
- "-Oh, please, come on. It's nothing. -Hey, turn up the TV."
- "There's nothing funny about that."
- "I have a friend who's a hypochondriac. Always thinks he's sick, never is."
- "...before a heart attack becomes like a headache."
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