Season 2, Episode 8: "The Heart Attack"

I'm George. George Costanza.

I never been in the hospital a day in my life...

...except when I had my tonsils out.

You know, they never gave me any ice cream.

-I always felt that if they-- -Shut up!

-Well, what do you think? -"Salami salami bologna."

"Salami salami bologna"?

Oh, your friend's fine. He didn't have a heart attack. I'll be in in a few minutes.