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Don't flatter yourself, my friend.
I'm here strictly for material. And I have a feeling...
...this is a potential gold mine. I still think you're nuts, though.
All I know is, I've been going to doctors all my life. What's it gotten me?
I'm 33, I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty...
...I'm already facing the problems of old age.
I completely skipped healthy adulthood.