Season 2, Episode 8: "The Heart Attack"

You like the way I talked you into coming?

Don't flatter yourself, my friend.

I'm here strictly for material. And I have a feeling...

...this is a potential gold mine. I still think you're nuts, though.

All I know is, I've been going to doctors all my life. What's it gotten me?

I'm 33, I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty...

...I'm already facing the problems of old age.

I completely skipped healthy adulthood.

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