Season 2, Episode 8: "The Heart Attack"

...I am not a businessman.

I am a holistic healer. It's a calling. It's a gift.

You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession...

...that you remain sick. See, that insures good business.

You're not a patient, you're a customer.

And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life.

What about shaving?

You're eating too much dairy.