Season 2, Episode 8: "The Heart Attack"

You know, I gotta say that I'm enjoying adulthood for a lot of reasons.

I'll tell you reason number one:

As an adult, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay?

I have three cookies or four cookies...

...or 11 cookies if I want.

Many times, I will intentionally ruin my entire appetite.

And then I call my mother up right after to tell her that I did it.

"Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just ruined my entire appetite.