Season 2, Episode 8: "The Heart Attack"

I have a friend who's a hypochondriac. Always thinks he's sick, never is.

Then you have another type of person...

...always thinks they're well, no matter how bad they are.

You know this type of person? Very annoying. "Feel great.

I like being on a respirator.

Intravenous, heart-lung machine. I never felt better in my life."

Medical science is making advances every day to control health problems.

In fact, it's probably only a matter of time...

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