The Statue

Season 2, Episode 6 — 69 scenes

• "I don't know if I should tell you what it is, because it's not definite yet."
• "...it looks like I am among the top people that they are considering."
• ""Even we cannot believe how badly you've done in this contest.""
• "And then I forgot about it. It's been sitting there for three years..."
• "All right, so just take what you want, and let's get it out of here."
• "No, Elaine's got this writer friend from Finland. Rava."
• "How long you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?"
• "Now, this, I like."
• "When I was 10 years old, my parents had this very same statue..."
• "And I got to the part about, "I'll never have the recipe again"..."
• "Why don't you just settle it like mature adults?"
• "Inka-dink, a bottle of ink The cork fell out, and you stink"
• "He's it. He wins."
• "Come on, Kramer. Now, you got the socks."
• "-Aren't you gonna take it? -I don't wanna carry it around."
• "Where's this boyfriend of yours? I can't wait much longer, I got a flight."
• "So, what do you write, children's books?"
• "I beg your forgiveness. My tardiness was unavoidable."
• "You're sitting on the sofa, they go by with the vacuum."
• "I'd find them, wherever they are. "I suppose you couldn't do this."
• "He cleaned out the bottom of the little egg cups."
• "To Rava's. I gotta pick up her manuscript."
• "The once and future king of comedy, Jerry the first..."
• "You really did a tremendous job cleaning that apartment."
• "-Water's boiling. Are we having tea? -Yes."
• "Ray, would you give me a hand, please?"
• "-Since when? -What's the difference? That's the one."
• "-Do you realize what you're saying? -Yes, this guy ripped me off."
• "Sweet elixir, its fragrant nectar a soothing balm for the soul."
• "Coincidence? This guy's in my apartment, and by coincidence..."
• "From next door. Never mind where I am."
• "All seven of us. We never heard from her again."
• "In Scandinavian mythology, the pastries were the food of the gods."
• "-How about dinner? -No, I don't eat dinner."
• "Cop says it's my word against his. There's nothing they can do."
• "I told them to expect the surprise of a lifetime."
• "-Let me just call him. -I'll call him."
• "Yeah. Oh, you don't want to talk about it over the phone."
• "What, are you gonna go fight him? Why don't you just forget it."
• "Relax. He's late. He's always late. It's part of his m.o."
• "-What are you talking about? -What's he talking about?"
• "-I'm talking about the statue. -Yeah, me too."
• "-I can't believe what I'm hearing. -I can't believe what I'm hearing."
• "She's from Finland, for crying out loud. Finland! Do you understand?"
• "I'd love to take you to the pawnshop where I got it."
• "If you really want, maybe I can contact the guy in Singapore."
• "I'm the judge and the jury, pal. And the verdict is, guilty!"
• "That is because I am registered under my full legal name..."
• "How did you get the goop out of the top of the dishwashing liquid?"
• "No, we made love on the floor like two animals."
• "I can't remember."
• "You know, Ray is very upset over these accusations."
• "You have to admit, the circumstantial evidence...."
• "There are no small coincidences and big coincidences."
• "Are there big coincidences and small coincidences..."
• "You and Jerry, you're jealous of our love. You're trying to destroy us."
• "How is it my fault? It was stolen. I didn't even touch it this time."
• "Why don't we just throw a Molotov cocktail through their window."
• "Instead of editing the first novel of a major young writing talent..."
• "...that in the next world, Ray will be the recipient..."
• "Police. Open up!"
• "...possession of stolen goods."
• "Hey, I think you have me confused with somebody else."
• "Any more of this criminal activity, and you'll be sorry. You got me?"
• "All right, all right. What's the big hubbub, bub?"
• "I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders."
• "You go to the beach, go in the water. Put your wallet in the sneaker."
• "They never look there. They check the heel, they move on.""
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