Season 2, Episode 6: "The Statue"

I think that's the statue from my house.

That looks like the statue from my house.

-What statue? -I had a statue.

You do? I never saw a statue.

My grandfather gave me a statue.

-Since when? -What's the difference? That's the one.

He ripped me off. This guy ripped me off.

Do you take sugar?

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