Season 2, Episode 6: "The Statue"

-Yeah, start with me. -Yeah. Good, good.

Inka-dink, a bottle of ink The cork fell out, and you stink

Not because you're dirty Not because you're clean

Just because you kissed a girl Behind the magazine

-And you are... -Wait a minute. No.

-...it -What? What are you doing?

No, no. Oh, okay. All right. He's out, I get it.

-No, no, no. I'm it. I win. -No.

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