Season 2, Episode 6: "The Statue"

Take a wild guess.

Are you saying I stole your statue?

-What a mind. -Well, I--

-I can't believe what I'm hearing. -I can't believe what I'm hearing.

For your information, I got that statue in a pawnshop.

-Pawnshop? -A pawnshop?

In Chinatown, with money I earned cleaning apartments.

-Cleaning them out. -Oh, excuse me.

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