Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →And I got to the part about, "I'll never have the recipe again"...
...and it slipped out my hand, and it broke.
My parents looked at me like I smashed the Ten Commandments.
To this day, they bring it up.
It was the single most damaging experience of my life.
Aside from seeing my father naked.
-Come on, I saw it first. -Kramer, I have to have the statue.
-I got dibs. -No dibs. I need the statue. Give it!