Season 2, Episode 6: "The Statue"

Well, we have to get back to work.

I gotta get to the airport.

Your palace shall sparkle like the stars in heaven...

...upon your safe arrival, sire.

The toilet brush is under the sink.

I don't feel comfortable with a maid either.

There's that guilt when someone's cleaning your house.

You're sitting on the sofa, they go by with the vacuum.

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