Season 2, Episode 6: "The Statue"

I can't believe you asked me about that statue.

You know how much trouble you could've gotten me in?

-Well, I-- -Rava was standing right next to me.

I never told her where I got the statue.

-I wonder why. -Well, just give it back...

...and I won't say anything.

-Give it back? -Yeah.

-What are you talking about? -What's he talking about?

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