Season 2, Episode 6: "The Statue"

You just make love to that wall, pervert.

Hey, I think you have me confused with somebody else.

-Is your name Ray? -Yeah.

Yeah, you're the punk I'm looking for!

Hey. Hey, are you a cop?

Yeah, I'm a cop. I'm a good cop. I'm a damn good cop!

And today's your lucky day, junior.

Because I'm gonna let you off with just a warning.

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