Season 2, Episode 6: "The Statue"

Boy, that took a while.

-Don't get up. -I'd like to help, but my neck....

So how long has it been in the basement?

Since my grandfather died.

I was supposed to send it to my parents, but they didn't want it.

They said get rid of it, but I felt funny.

And then I forgot about it. It's been sitting there for three years...

...until he saw it.

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