The Revenge

Season 2, Episode 7 — 72 scenes

• "...hauling in some criminal, terrorist, psycho, maniac, mass-murderer guy...."
• "He should be in bill collection. I think he's got aptitude.""
• "Hey, Brecky, remind me to tell you what we did in Lake George."
• "You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing!"
• "I said, "If you're gonna kill yourself, do it already and stop bothering me.""
• "Why don't you use the machines down in the basement?"
• "-What, you're going over there, what? -I don't want to mix in everything."
• "All right, put them on top."
• "...I would prefer it if the machines are not even touching each other..."
• "I go in to use his private bathroom. Everybody uses it."
• "What are you gonna do? Look for something else in real estate?"
• "I like sports. I could do something in sports."
• "You know, like the general manager of a baseball team."
• "Maybe I could be, like, an announcer, like, a colour man."
• "...and people that are, you know, in broadcasting."
• "Well, okay, okay. What else do you like?"
• "-That's true. -But you got to know..."
• "Okay, sports..."
• "Someone said once I'd be a good talk show host."
• "You can't walk into a building and say, "I want to be a talk show host.""
• "Yeah, well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through."
• "You mean just walk in on Monday morning like it never happened?"
• "...is when you go in in the morning, you say "hi" to everyone..."
• "Every time you pass, you've gotta come up with another greeting."
• "You start coming up with nicknames for them."
• "Excellent weekend. What about your weekend?"
• "...but that kid's gonna be a good sailor someday."
• "...for Rick Barr Properties is gonna be Wednesday afternoon at 4:00..."
• "You mean "laughingstock," all that stuff."
• "I mean, Dan, don't I joke around all the time?"
• "...and you'll always be a loser."
• ""I'll always be a winner, and you'll always be a loser.""
• "He's been looking forward to this. This is gonna destroy the whole thing."
• "-Well, what does that do? Big deal. -This is what they'd do in the movies."
• "I told her what a sexist he is. How he cheats on his wife."
• "-Did he call you last night? -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."
• "Mr. Papanicolas saw him from across the street."
• "For some reason, I decided to hide it in my laundry bag..."
• "Okay, come on, give the guy his money. What are you doing?"
• "So anybody leaves anything here, you could just take it."
• "First time in my life I've ever gotten back at someone."
• "I can't believe we're doing this. It's the kind of thing they do in the movies."
• "-And what's gonna happen? -Well, it'll mix up with the water..."
• "...and I'll come by, and while you're keeping him busy..."
• "Thank you. Thank you very much."
• "Really, I mean that. I am not one of those people..."
• "-You're welcome. -People don't say "God bless you"..."
• "Of course, when it's over, it's hard to get used to all this clothing, you know."
• "What do you have to sit here for? There are plenty of other seats."
• "I clean naked. I drive naked."
• "Oh, you don't want to know, mister. I'm trouble."
• "What about the gentle cycle? You ever use that?"
• "Do you think it's effeminate for a man to put clothes in a gentle cycle?"
• "What about fine fabrics? How do you deal with that kind of temperament?"
• "That must be something. What, do they just pummel the jeans with rocks?"
• "I didn't realize it was a full box."
• "If you don't give up the chair..."
• "No, I'm sorry. I don't really have a phone."
• "...and then just let the guy do whatever he wants."
• "I want to tell you a secret about my bra."
• "You know something, Costanza, I'm a very lucky man."
• "And you can use my bathroom anytime you want."
• "...who, although he really didn't have a very good year...."
• "We've always enjoyed his antics around the office."
• "Well, to teach something, you really have to know a lot about it."
• "-Hey, don't.... -What?"
• "What did we figure the damage on that machine would be?"
• "Elaine, take a walk with me to the Laundromat."
• "Nah, it's probably a union thing."
• "Sounds nice. Doesn't really work on that Charles Bronson kind of level."
• ""Charlie, forget the .357. You need a custom-made suit and a convertible..."
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