Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Boy, I have really had it with Newman.
He wakes me up again, last night, at 3:00 in the morning...
...to tell me he's going on the roof to kill himself.
-Well, what did you say? -I said, "Jump."
He's been threatening to do this for years.
I said, "If you're gonna kill yourself, do it already and stop bothering me."
At least I'd respect the guy for accomplishing something.
What's his problem?