The Deal

Season 2, Episode 9 — 69 scenes

• "They need to know, "If someday I'm one-legged at a 45-degree angle..."
• "...put his head in the neck, go, "What about this suit? I'll get it. Looks fine."
• "I hope you got a good oral surgeon, because that can be very serious."
• "No, I don't want to see the naked people."
• "I have a vague recollection of doing something with someone..."
• "-So, what was it? -Why should I tell you?"
• "-You got something on your mind? -No."
• "Well, you can't expect to just forget the past completely."
• "Yeah, we pretty much know what we're doing in there."
• "-Certainly not. -Why shouldn't we be able to do that..."
• "...we're in there for a while, then we come back out here."
• "...and we couldn't be friends the way we are now, that would really be bad."
• "Yeah, we just want to take this..."
• "...to avoid the things that cause the little problems."
• "Now I call you whenever I'm inclined, and vice versa."
• "But sometimes when people get involved with that..."
• "Okay, okay, rule number two: Spending the night is optional."
• "-What about the kiss good night? -Tough one."
• "It's bourgeois."
• "So you think you can handle this?"
• "-No paper. -I haven't been out yet."
• "Could he go on the land, or was he just restricted to water?"
• "-I know. -All right, okay. Let's go. Details."
• "...and then say you're not in the mood for details."
• "See, that's why I don't have cable, because of that naked station."
• "It pains me to say this, but I may be getting too mature for details."
• "-I'll tell you, it was really passionate. -Better than before?"
• "...and still be friends."
• "Thousands of years, people have tried to have their cake and eat it too."
• "That we can maintain the friendship by avoiding all the relationship pitfalls."
• "I have to tell you, I'm very impressed with the first one."
• "But the one thing I do know is, they're not happy if you don't spend the night."
• "-Surgery! You're going to the dentist! -You said it could be very serious."
• "-It's my house, it's my option! -It has nothing to do with that!"
• "...where you shoot water in the clown's mouth and blow up the balloon."
• "I'll excuse you."
• "-What are you doing? -I can't go if you're mad."
• "-What are you doing? -What?"
• "I don't want to send the wrong message. Not after the other night."
• "Whatever I give her, she'll be bringing in experts from all over the country..."
• "I mean, she opens it up, she hears that "Lara's Theme," I'm dead."
• "The frame says, "I care for you, but if you want to get serious..."
• "Bust of Nelson Rockefeller?"
• "And it's getting so tough, because the relationships are so complicated..."
• "You know? "For 75 cents, I don't want to get involved.""
• "Hey. Come on, it's $182 there. I don't think that's anything to sneeze at."
• "Let me see the card."
• ""To a wonderful girl, a great pal..."
• "Elaine, I'm glad you're here. Stay right here. I'm gonna be right back. Stay."
• "What's wrong with pal? Why is everybody so down on pal?"
• "The bench! You got me the bench that I wanted!"
• "You remember when she mentioned it? I made a mental note of it."
• "You've gotta be kidding. What kind of gift is that?"
• "Could you excuse us, please?"
• "Oh, the relationship."
• "So I think we should forget the whole deal and go back to being friends."
• "I can't do that."
• "No this or that."
• "Who doesn't want this, that and the other?"
• "If a relationship's having any problems whatsoever, a birthday brings it out."
• "Besides, she's mad at me anyway because of my birthday present."
• "If I call her, there's no joking around anymore. This is pretty much it."
• "The cafeteria, with the guy who slops the mashed potatoes onto your plate."
• "All right, you can take it, but I want it back."
• "...what are you guys gonna do today?"
• "Boy, I really liked the two of you much better when you weren't a couple."
• "The woman is like, "Look. Gas, food, lodging. That's our exit."
• "...that says, "Next exit, 27 miles." And he thinks, "I can make it.""
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