Season 2, Episode 9: "The Deal"

-What kind of a bench? -I don't know.

-She mentioned a bench. -What, like at a bus stop?

-I don't know. -Like a park bench?

I have no idea.

-Who puts a bench in the house? -Forget the bench!

I got it. You want something nice? What about a music box?

No, too relationship-y.

I mean, she opens it up, she hears that "Lara's Theme," I'm dead.

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