Season 2, Episode 9: "The Deal"

Okay, what about a nice frame...

...with a picture of another guy in it?

The frame says, "I care for you, but if you want to get serious...

...perhaps you'd be interested in someone like this."

Nice-looking fellow.

-What about candleholders? -Too romantic.

-Lingerie? -Too sexual.

-Waffle maker? -Too domestic.

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