Season 2, Episode 9: "The Deal"

I wouldn't sleep. I wouldn't eat.

Eventually, firemen would break through the door.

They'd find me in my pyjamas with drool coming down my face.

All right, so you're watching the naked station.

...somehow we started talking about, "What if we had sex?"

Boy, these are really bad details.

It pains me to say this, but I may be getting too mature for details.

I hate to hear this.

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