Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →You know what you're like? You're like a pathetic gambler.
One of these losers in Las Vegas who keeps thinking...
...he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack.
No, this is very advanced. We've designed a set of rules.
That we can maintain the friendship by avoiding all the relationship pitfalls.
All right, all right. Tell me the rules.
No calls the next day.
So you have the sex, next day, you don't have to call.