Season 2, Episode 9: "The Deal"

That's pretty good.

-Go ahead. -You ready for the second one?

I have to tell you, I'm very impressed with the first one.

Spending the night:

No. No. You see? You got greedy.

No, that's the rule. It's optional.

I know less about women...

...than anyone in the world.

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