Season 2, Episode 9: "The Deal"

What about jewellery? That's a nice birthday gift.

Oh, no, I have to be very careful here.

I don't want to send the wrong message. Not after the other night.

-Maybe I'll get her some jewellery. -No.

You can't get her anything better than me.

Whatever I spend, you have to spend half.

What am I supposed to get, a bazooka?

You don't understand. I'm in a very delicate position.

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