The Chinese Restaurant

Season 2, Episode 11 — 68 scenes

• "Don't you love this? And you've got them right where you want them..."
• "There's nothing they can do. I like to let it ring a few times..."
• "Yeah, you want that, don't you?""
• "No, they just have to get more cops on the force, it's as simple as that."
• "I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom."
• "Well, I don't know. I have to call her, tell her where we are."
• "-I am too hungry. -We might as well just stay here."
• "You know, it's a public phone. You're not supposed to just chitchat."
• "Jerry, get menus so when we sit down we'll be able to order right away."
• "What is it with humanity? What kind of a world do we live in?"
• "There's a woman over there looks really familiar."
• "I have to make a very important call."
• "Find out what's going on."
• "-I believe we were ahead of them. -Yeah."
• "No, no. They were here before."
• "You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table?"
• "If anything happens here, can I count on you?"
• "It's all so coordinated. The little socks match the little shirt."
• "It's not fair that people are seated first come, first served."
• "-What are they gonna do? -They won't do anything. In fact..."
• "...and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole..."
• "-Should I do it, George? -For 50 bucks?"
• "All right. All right."
• "...will give me 50 bucks if I stand here and eat one of your egg rolls."
• "-George, the phone's free. -Hallelujah."
• "-Where? I didn't see you. -I've been here for 10 minutes."
• "We're supposed to act in a civilized way!"
• "Does anyone ever display the slightest sensitivity..."
• "I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?"
• "...down a little hall or off in an alcove, you understand?"
• "And as this is happening, I'm thinking even if I can somehow manage..."
• "...I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me..."
• "...but I think it would be best if I left.""
• "...struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events."
• "It took me three days of phone calls to get her to agree to see me again."
• "...and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure."
• "-Jerry, talk to that guy again. -What am I gonna say?"
• "Mr. Cohen, haven't seen you for a couple of weeks."
• "He's always here? What does that mean? What does that mean?"
• "She must have waited and left, because those people wouldn't get off."
• "-Jerry, here comes that woman. -Where do I know her?"
• "-How is everything? -Good, good."
• "-You haven't been around in a while. -I know. I know. Well..."
• "-Hi. I'm Elaine. -Oh, Lorraine Catalano."
• "-The one you broke the plans with? -Yeah, she works in his office."
• "New York, Long Island, Florida. It's like the Bermuda Triangle."
• "You should've just had dinner with him tonight and gotten it over with."
• "I went out with a guy who did it all the time. You slip them 20 bucks."
• "I'm not good at these things. I get flustered."
• "-Me? What about you? -Oh, I can't do that. It's a guy thing."
• "How's it going?"
• "Boy, we are really anxious to sit down."
• "If there's anything you can do to get us a table..."
• "-You lost the 20. -Well, how could he do that?"
• "What a sorry exhibition that was."
• "All right, let me get the money back."
• "I realize this is extremely embarrassing."
• "No, no. Do you see the girl over there with the long hair?"
• "Very beautiful girl. Very beautiful. Your girlfriend?"
• "-We'll eat it in the movie. -Where do you think you're going?"
• "I'm not going to Sky Burger. Besides, it's in the opposite direction."
• "Let me just check. Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza?"
• "She said curse word. I hang up."
• "Why don't you two go to the movies by yourselves. I'm not in the mood."
• "-Should we tell him we're leaving? -What for? Let's just get out of here."
• "What do they say? I mean, they're eating, you know."
• "I would think the hardest thing about being a cannibal..."
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