Season 2, Episode 11: "The Chinese Restaurant"

Jerry, get menus so when we sit down we'll be able to order right away.

Can't look at a menu now, I gotta be at the table.

He knows I'm waiting.

He sees me. He just doesn't wanna look.

Everything's gotta be just so all the time with you, doesn't it?

I offered you those cookies in my house.

Health cookies. I hate those little dust-board fructose things.

I just can't believe the way people are.