Season 2, Episode 11: "The Chinese Restaurant"

Excuse me. Are you gonna be very long?

Lasbrook, four.

-So did I do a terrible thing? -You mean lying to your uncle?

I couldn't have dinner with him.

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

One night only. The big screen.

My hands are tied.

You know, it's a public phone. You're not supposed to just chitchat.

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