Season 2, Episode 11: "The Chinese Restaurant"

I got news for you. If we're making this movie...

...we gotta get a table immediately.

Let's stop fooling around. Let's just slip him some money.

In a Chinese restaurant? Do they take money?

"Do they take money?" Everyone takes money.

I went out with a guy who did it all the time. You slip them 20 bucks.

Isn't that excessive?

Well, what do you wanna give him, change?

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