Season 2, Episode 11: "The Chinese Restaurant"

Once I tried to bribe an usher at the Roller Derby.

I almost got arrested.

I guess it's you, Jer.

-Me? What about you? -Oh, I can't do that. It's a guy thing.

The women's movement just can't seem to make any progress...

...in the world of bribery, can they?

Give me the money.

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