Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Once I tried to bribe an usher at the Roller Derby.
I almost got arrested.
I guess it's you, Jer.
-Me? What about you? -Oh, I can't do that. It's a guy thing.
The women's movement just can't seem to make any progress...
...in the world of bribery, can they?
Give me the money.