Season 2, Episode 11: "The Chinese Restaurant"

I know this sounds crazy, but the two men standing behind me...

...will give me 50 bucks if I stand here and eat one of your egg rolls.

I'll give you 25 if you let me do it.

-What? -What is she talking about?

What did she say? What did she say?

-Will someone tell me what she said? -Twenty-five dollars?

-What happened? -Did you see that?

-What were you telling them? -I offered them 25.

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