Season 2, Episode 11: "The Chinese Restaurant"

-Oh, boy. -Yeah.

So I'm dressing, and she's staring up at me...

...struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events.

I don't know what to say to reassure her.

And worst of all, I don't have the time to say it.

The only excuse she might possibly have accepted...

...is if I told her I am, in reality, Batman.

And I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat Signal.

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