Season 2, Episode 11: "The Chinese Restaurant"

It took me three days of phone calls to get her to agree to see me again.

Now she's waiting for me to call, and she's still on the phone.

I hate this place.

I don't know why we came here. I am never coming back here again.

Who is that woman?

Remember when you first went out to eat with your parents?

Remember? It was such a treat to go.

And they serve you this different food that you never saw before.

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