Season 2, Episode 11: "The Chinese Restaurant"

...you'll be giving them a story to tell for the rest of their lives.

Fifty bucks? You'll give me 50 bucks?

That table over there.

The three couples.

Okay, I don't wanna go over there and do it...

...and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole...

...like I didn't put mustard on it or something.